1 00:00:01,300 --> 00:00:03,081 - Hi. - Hi, uh, ID, please. 2 00:00:03,106 --> 00:00:04,168 Yes, so, 3 00:00:04,402 --> 00:00:05,803 I was wondering if there's some way 4 00:00:05,828 --> 00:00:07,997 I can get on an earlier flight today. 5 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:09,088 Sure. Hold on. 6 00:00:10,471 --> 00:00:13,508 [KEYS CLACKING LOUDLY] 7 00:00:14,628 --> 00:00:16,789 I know it looks like I'm searching earlier flight times 8 00:00:16,814 --> 00:00:18,717 or cross-referencing incoming data. 9 00:00:18,884 --> 00:00:21,354 I'm actually working on my novel. 10 00:00:21,657 --> 00:00:25,571 "The wooden gate closed." 11 00:00:25,703 --> 00:00:27,072 All right, nothing right now. 12 00:00:27,097 --> 00:00:28,467 Uh, do you have any bags to check? 13 00:00:28,507 --> 00:00:29,524 I have just one bag. 14 00:00:29,549 --> 00:00:30,556 Okay. 15 00:00:31,246 --> 00:00:33,716 I'm working on a novel about my grandmother's childhood. 16 00:00:33,741 --> 00:00:35,072 She grew up on a corn farm. 17 00:00:35,114 --> 00:00:36,849 Here at Oregon Air, we're proud to present 18 00:00:36,874 --> 00:00:38,943 our Writers in Residency program. 19 00:00:39,207 --> 00:00:40,465 It's a writing retreat 20 00:00:40,501 --> 00:00:42,602 for those who don't want open-ended time. 21 00:00:42,778 --> 00:00:45,014 It only takes me one second to find another booking, 22 00:00:45,039 --> 00:00:46,941 - but he doesn't know that. - Excuse me? 23 00:00:47,166 --> 00:00:50,328 Uh, found another flight for... 24 00:00:51,352 --> 00:00:52,542 $2500. 25 00:00:52,748 --> 00:00:53,780 $2500? 26 00:00:53,821 --> 00:00:56,026 Uh, yeah. Let me see if I can find something cheaper. 27 00:00:56,075 --> 00:00:57,243 Yes, I'd appreciate that. 28 00:00:57,363 --> 00:00:58,457 While most writing retreats 29 00:00:58,482 --> 00:00:59,697 offer natural beauty 30 00:00:59,722 --> 00:01:01,411 and freedom from worry, 31 00:01:01,555 --> 00:01:02,879 here at Oregon Air, 32 00:01:02,945 --> 00:01:04,932 we offer access to a loud, 33 00:01:05,031 --> 00:01:06,456 springy keyboard 34 00:01:06,531 --> 00:01:08,768 and an agitated, bustling environment. 35 00:01:08,996 --> 00:01:10,279 Will you do me a favor, please? 36 00:01:10,304 --> 00:01:11,876 Uh, will you put me on another airline? 37 00:01:11,972 --> 00:01:13,377 Uh, I'd love to try. 38 00:01:15,212 --> 00:01:16,780 Hi, I'm Cheryl Strayed, 39 00:01:16,933 --> 00:01:18,368 bestselling author from Portland. 40 00:01:18,495 --> 00:01:20,309 After a traveler was so disappointed 41 00:01:20,334 --> 00:01:21,793 in my customer service 42 00:01:21,818 --> 00:01:23,460 that she threatened to walk the whole way, 43 00:01:23,549 --> 00:01:26,286 I thought, "Wow, that would be a great book," 44 00:01:26,445 --> 00:01:27,780 so I wrote "Wild." 45 00:01:27,892 --> 00:01:30,062 Thank you, Oregon Air. 46 00:01:31,318 --> 00:01:34,288 [SPACEY ROCK MUSIC] 47 00:01:34,322 --> 00:01:41,329 ? ? 48 00:01:51,717 --> 00:01:52,762 Hon, you want a refill? 49 00:01:55,057 --> 00:01:57,097 Peter, you want some more coffee? 50 00:01:57,976 --> 00:01:58,982 - Sure. - Great. 51 00:01:59,058 --> 00:02:00,703 You know, I saw something very interesting 52 00:02:00,728 --> 00:02:01,827 - on the Internet. - I know. 53 00:02:02,485 --> 00:02:05,228 A woman found a cardboard box... 54 00:02:05,253 --> 00:02:06,266 Good for her. 55 00:02:06,959 --> 00:02:09,126 Well, it was full of puppies, Peter. 56 00:02:09,179 --> 00:02:11,689 Someone had abandoned puppies. 57 00:02:11,764 --> 00:02:13,003 Uh-huh. Then what? 58 00:02:13,061 --> 00:02:15,218 Well, nothing. That's-that's the end of the story 59 00:02:16,052 --> 00:02:18,055 What are you... what are you looking at over there? 60 00:02:18,122 --> 00:02:20,262 This? It's P!nk. You know, her profile. 61 00:02:20,287 --> 00:02:21,355 P!nk, the pop singer? 62 00:02:21,388 --> 00:02:22,410 Yeah, some little photos. 63 00:02:22,435 --> 00:02:24,537 Oh. I thought we only followed each other. 64 00:02:24,562 --> 00:02:26,464 We do, except for... for P!nk. 65 00:02:26,720 --> 00:02:28,914 Right, so what's your favorite P!nk song? 66 00:02:28,939 --> 00:02:30,717 I-I didn't know you were such a fan. 67 00:02:30,759 --> 00:02:32,594 Well, I-I don't like... 68 00:02:32,802 --> 00:02:34,304 her songs don't matter as much 69 00:02:34,329 --> 00:02:35,598 as her whole attitude. 70 00:02:35,623 --> 00:02:36,823 Uh-huh. What's her attitude? 71 00:02:36,848 --> 00:02:38,116 Just... positive. 72 00:02:38,191 --> 00:02:39,659 Okay, well... I didn't realize 73 00:02:39,684 --> 00:02:40,900 you were such a big fan, 74 00:02:40,925 --> 00:02:42,210 but you know what? 75 00:02:42,289 --> 00:02:44,305 I don't want to get in the way of a new friendship. 76 00:02:44,330 --> 00:02:45,406 I would never do that, 77 00:02:45,431 --> 00:02:47,700 and I'm really happy that you have a new friend. 78 00:02:47,922 --> 00:02:49,457 Yeah. I love you too. 79 00:02:50,592 --> 00:02:51,593 [EERIE MUSIC] 80 00:02:51,648 --> 00:02:52,649 [GASPS] 81 00:02:52,674 --> 00:02:53,680 Peter? 82 00:02:53,705 --> 00:02:54,712 Peter, what's wrong? 83 00:02:54,737 --> 00:02:55,739 P!nk is really sad. 84 00:02:55,764 --> 00:02:56,798 She misses her family, 85 00:02:56,823 --> 00:02:58,759 and-and she's on tour, and... 86 00:02:58,828 --> 00:03:00,496 oh, she's just far away. 87 00:03:00,548 --> 00:03:02,784 Peter, there are bigger tragedies in the world. 88 00:03:02,816 --> 00:03:04,218 What's on your mouth? 89 00:03:04,355 --> 00:03:06,144 Oh, it's probably just some toothpaste. 90 00:03:06,586 --> 00:03:08,021 Yeah, it's-it's pretty messy. 91 00:03:08,085 --> 00:03:09,215 Oh, okay. 92 00:03:09,567 --> 00:03:11,312 [MINOR PIANO MUSIC] 93 00:03:12,545 --> 00:03:13,592 [GASPS] 94 00:03:13,617 --> 00:03:14,712 Oh my goodness. What is it? 95 00:03:14,737 --> 00:03:15,792 Oh, it's the same picture. 96 00:03:16,204 --> 00:03:18,141 [UNSETTLING MUSIC] 97 00:03:18,675 --> 00:03:20,488 All right, here you go. 98 00:03:20,596 --> 00:03:21,832 [SIGHS] 99 00:03:22,306 --> 00:03:24,315 What, I didn't make the eggs the way you like them? 100 00:03:24,340 --> 00:03:26,530 You don't think we have any, uh, 101 00:03:26,645 --> 00:03:28,640 like, homemade pickles, do you? 102 00:03:28,665 --> 00:03:30,140 Just, like, uh, some pickles? 103 00:03:30,194 --> 00:03:32,831 Oh, mm, I don't think so. Why? 104 00:03:32,912 --> 00:03:35,510 P!nk does these homemade pickles in jars. 105 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:37,060 She gives them out as gifts, 106 00:03:37,112 --> 00:03:38,433 so I thought it might look nice 107 00:03:38,458 --> 00:03:39,894 if we had some... something green 108 00:03:39,919 --> 00:03:41,403 you can... just in... in the jar. 109 00:03:41,727 --> 00:03:42,895 I'll find out how we do that. 110 00:03:43,332 --> 00:03:44,712 That'd be kind of cool. 111 00:03:45,482 --> 00:03:48,085 [KNOCKING SOUND] 112 00:03:48,755 --> 00:03:51,388 ? ? 113 00:03:51,830 --> 00:03:54,102 That is pretty straight. 114 00:03:54,554 --> 00:03:56,228 Somebody's a handyman around here, huh? 115 00:03:56,380 --> 00:03:58,748 Why do we have a picture of P!nk on our wall? 116 00:03:58,853 --> 00:04:01,089 Oh, heh, I just like the composition. 117 00:04:01,156 --> 00:04:02,523 Does her jacket say "bitch"? 118 00:04:02,588 --> 00:04:04,639 - ? Bad girl ? - Eh, no. 119 00:04:04,732 --> 00:04:06,402 It's an inside joke. You don't understand. 120 00:04:06,427 --> 00:04:07,444 They all goof around. 121 00:04:07,469 --> 00:04:08,880 Oh, and look at this. 122 00:04:09,187 --> 00:04:11,206 This place is really turning into a living room. 123 00:04:11,598 --> 00:04:13,292 Peter, that's the same photo. 124 00:04:13,332 --> 00:04:14,879 No, it's not! It's much smaller. 125 00:04:14,927 --> 00:04:16,109 Look how cool that is. 126 00:04:16,134 --> 00:04:17,301 You see, it's not just dyed. 127 00:04:17,333 --> 00:04:18,935 It's greased back on the sides, 128 00:04:18,960 --> 00:04:20,758 so it's almost like two different haircuts... 129 00:04:20,978 --> 00:04:22,613 ? ? 130 00:04:22,726 --> 00:04:25,964 ? Don't you know that I'm a bad girl ? 131 00:04:29,215 --> 00:04:30,589 She's got a nail in her ear. 132 00:04:31,343 --> 00:04:32,711 Pretty scary. 133 00:04:32,997 --> 00:04:35,492 [ROCK MUSIC] 134 00:04:35,517 --> 00:04:37,086 ? ? 135 00:04:37,111 --> 00:04:38,344 - Hey. - Hey. 136 00:04:38,402 --> 00:04:39,554 Welcome home! You're back 137 00:04:39,579 --> 00:04:40,832 just in time for your birthday. 138 00:04:40,857 --> 00:04:42,125 Oh, yeah, I guess you're right. 139 00:04:42,293 --> 00:04:43,562 Hey, so... 140 00:04:43,778 --> 00:04:45,623 - Yeah? - Um, I was thinking about 141 00:04:45,648 --> 00:04:48,208 how much music has shaped your life. 142 00:04:48,421 --> 00:04:49,739 - Mm-hm. - So I wanted to get you 143 00:04:49,764 --> 00:04:51,142 - a birthday present... - Okay. 144 00:04:51,167 --> 00:04:53,737 That captures your love of music. 145 00:04:53,910 --> 00:04:55,364 I hope you didn't do anything crazy, 146 00:04:55,389 --> 00:04:56,658 like get me a fancy guitar, 147 00:04:56,683 --> 00:04:57,740 'cause I do not need that. 148 00:04:57,765 --> 00:05:00,001 Okay, so follow me into the house. 149 00:05:00,299 --> 00:05:03,569 - Okay. - Welcome to your new home. 150 00:05:03,782 --> 00:05:04,804 What? 151 00:05:04,921 --> 00:05:07,157 [DRAMATIC MUSIC] 152 00:05:07,301 --> 00:05:08,891 Hold on a second. I think you might 153 00:05:08,916 --> 00:05:10,876 need a backstage pass to get in here. 154 00:05:11,521 --> 00:05:13,018 Let me check it out. 155 00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:14,891 All right, you're good. Come on. 156 00:05:14,916 --> 00:05:16,654 [LAUGHS] Seriously, 157 00:05:17,075 --> 00:05:18,876 what did you do with our real furniture? 158 00:05:18,901 --> 00:05:20,867 Like, our nice mid-century furniture? 159 00:05:20,966 --> 00:05:22,502 Well, I gave some of it to your sister 160 00:05:22,527 --> 00:05:24,097 and then I put the rest out on the lawn 161 00:05:24,122 --> 00:05:25,287 with a sign that says "free." 162 00:05:25,312 --> 00:05:26,413 That stuff was expensive. 163 00:05:26,438 --> 00:05:27,781 Yeah, it went so fast. 164 00:05:27,806 --> 00:05:28,901 They loved it. 165 00:05:28,926 --> 00:05:30,328 What is that thing? 166 00:05:34,575 --> 00:05:36,945 - Do you like it? - What is it? 167 00:05:36,970 --> 00:05:38,172 That's a woman playing guitar. 168 00:05:38,197 --> 00:05:39,485 How can you tell that's a woman? 169 00:05:39,510 --> 00:05:41,751 Well, 'cause she's singing a sad song about her own life. 170 00:05:41,776 --> 00:05:43,220 - You guys look identical. - Come on. 171 00:05:43,245 --> 00:05:44,646 - Go stand next to it. - Identical? 172 00:05:44,671 --> 00:05:46,106 You know, when your hair is forward 173 00:05:46,131 --> 00:05:47,368 and your mouth is like... 174 00:05:47,393 --> 00:05:49,449 - and you're playing guitar. - That's not how I look 175 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,332 when I play guitar or when I just stand around. 176 00:05:51,357 --> 00:05:53,332 - Look, here, shake it a little bit. - Shake what? 177 00:05:53,357 --> 00:05:54,811 Shake the... shake that sculpture. 178 00:05:55,322 --> 00:05:56,991 Look at you rocking out. 179 00:05:57,087 --> 00:05:59,023 Look at the shoes. You have flat shoes. 180 00:05:59,079 --> 00:06:00,581 And how your right foot comes up. 181 00:06:00,606 --> 00:06:02,441 And you're stomping. 182 00:06:02,572 --> 00:06:04,591 There's nothing about this that looks like me. 183 00:06:04,616 --> 00:06:05,694 Look, that is your guitar. 184 00:06:05,719 --> 00:06:06,734 Why is it still moving? 185 00:06:06,759 --> 00:06:08,361 It goes on for ages. 186 00:06:08,449 --> 00:06:11,039 Who is your favorite female musician or singer? 187 00:06:11,251 --> 00:06:12,777 Uh, Patti Smith. 188 00:06:13,786 --> 00:06:15,371 Okay, someone else. 189 00:06:15,407 --> 00:06:16,976 Um, Nina Simone. 190 00:06:17,191 --> 00:06:19,061 N-no. 191 00:06:19,307 --> 00:06:22,611 Uh, Cindy Wilson from the B-52s. 192 00:06:22,636 --> 00:06:23,837 Okay, not in your top ten. 193 00:06:23,966 --> 00:06:25,033 [SIGHS] I-I give up. 194 00:06:25,058 --> 00:06:26,080 Okay, ready? 195 00:06:26,105 --> 00:06:27,451 Turn around. 196 00:06:32,305 --> 00:06:33,329 Chrissie Hynde. 197 00:06:33,354 --> 00:06:34,489 Chrissie Hynde. 198 00:06:34,855 --> 00:06:36,370 It's so big. Is it... 199 00:06:36,639 --> 00:06:38,298 - Is it permanent? - Yeah, it's permanent, 200 00:06:38,323 --> 00:06:39,323 like a rock tattoo. 201 00:06:39,348 --> 00:06:40,383 Why does it say 202 00:06:40,683 --> 00:06:41,812 "of The Pretenders"? 203 00:06:42,192 --> 00:06:43,793 Chrissie Hynde is of The Pretenders. 204 00:06:43,818 --> 00:06:45,254 - She's in the band. - I know. 205 00:06:45,279 --> 00:06:46,313 You know that, right? 206 00:06:46,338 --> 00:06:47,607 Do you not know that? 207 00:06:47,632 --> 00:06:48,741 I do know that. 208 00:06:48,766 --> 00:06:51,074 Carrie, how about your own roadie 209 00:06:51,099 --> 00:06:52,434 that we have in the house? 210 00:06:52,459 --> 00:06:54,016 This is Kurt. Where is he? 211 00:06:54,781 --> 00:06:56,777 - Hey. - He's gonna open that for you. 212 00:06:56,802 --> 00:06:57,870 There you go. 213 00:06:57,895 --> 00:06:58,992 You got a set list for her? 214 00:06:59,017 --> 00:07:00,053 Set list. 215 00:07:00,078 --> 00:07:01,579 Got, uh, 15 minutes a show. 216 00:07:01,604 --> 00:07:02,913 Are you being paid? 217 00:07:04,084 --> 00:07:05,151 Yeah, a lot. 218 00:07:05,233 --> 00:07:07,273 - Yeah. - And you're paying him. 219 00:07:07,542 --> 00:07:08,559 Thanks. 220 00:07:08,584 --> 00:07:10,395 Here is the finale of it all. 221 00:07:10,424 --> 00:07:12,026 - Are you ready? - Not really, but... 222 00:07:12,051 --> 00:07:13,180 Here we go. 223 00:07:14,125 --> 00:07:15,159 Ugh. 224 00:07:15,232 --> 00:07:16,601 Look at that. 225 00:07:16,849 --> 00:07:19,918 This is a venue bathroom, so there's graffiti... 226 00:07:19,967 --> 00:07:22,075 I kind of put some toilet paper all over the place... 227 00:07:22,100 --> 00:07:24,369 or we did, just to make it, you know, have that feeling. 228 00:07:24,394 --> 00:07:25,729 All right, I gotta take a dump. 229 00:07:25,754 --> 00:07:26,895 Carrie, guitar. 230 00:07:27,977 --> 00:07:29,145 We'll give you some privacy. 231 00:07:29,170 --> 00:07:30,181 Thanks. 232 00:07:30,818 --> 00:07:32,287 [ROCK MUSIC] 233 00:07:32,312 --> 00:07:33,840 - What's that? - Oh, I didn't tell you. 234 00:07:33,865 --> 00:07:35,243 That's our new doorbell. 235 00:07:36,101 --> 00:07:37,831 Ooh, that must be the pyrotechnics guy. 236 00:07:37,856 --> 00:07:39,113 [FIREWORK WHISTLING] 237 00:07:43,743 --> 00:07:44,844 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 238 00:07:44,869 --> 00:07:47,172 [EASYGOING MUSIC] 239 00:07:47,197 --> 00:07:50,000 ? Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh ? 240 00:07:50,948 --> 00:07:52,057 Ah. 241 00:07:51,800 --> 00:07:53,245 Rode my bike to work today. 242 00:07:53,422 --> 00:07:56,027 James, do you have the, uh... the rollout schedule? 243 00:07:56,119 --> 00:07:57,131 Oh... 244 00:07:57,663 --> 00:07:59,765 I need a minute. [EXHALES DEEPLY] 245 00:07:59,877 --> 00:08:01,728 I biked to work today. 246 00:08:01,837 --> 00:08:03,688 - That's great. - [SIGHS LOUDLY] 247 00:08:04,288 --> 00:08:05,680 - Uh... - [SIGHS LOUDLY] 248 00:08:05,705 --> 00:08:06,974 Is the heat on in here? 249 00:08:06,999 --> 00:08:08,801 I don't think so. So, yeah, do you... 250 00:08:08,826 --> 00:08:10,080 do you have that schedule? 251 00:08:10,176 --> 00:08:11,183 I need a minute. 252 00:08:11,465 --> 00:08:12,465 I'm gonna go ask Chet. 253 00:08:12,490 --> 00:08:13,807 It is so hot. 254 00:08:13,832 --> 00:08:14,846 That's great. 255 00:08:14,871 --> 00:08:16,174 Tom, I biked to work today. 256 00:08:16,199 --> 00:08:17,343 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 257 00:08:17,368 --> 00:08:18,374 [LAUGHS] 258 00:08:18,399 --> 00:08:20,601 [BICYCLE BELL RINGS] 259 00:08:20,941 --> 00:08:22,343 Oh, maka-baka. 260 00:08:22,895 --> 00:08:25,598 Cooperation between the retail outlets... 261 00:08:25,623 --> 00:08:27,549 - [EXHALES LOUDLY] - And the manufacturing plants 262 00:08:27,574 --> 00:08:29,009 I think really can... 263 00:08:29,034 --> 00:08:30,203 Oh, we're out of water. 264 00:08:30,228 --> 00:08:31,757 Can you walk him through this, please? 265 00:08:31,782 --> 00:08:32,909 Thank you. 266 00:08:33,176 --> 00:08:35,113 ? ? 267 00:08:35,138 --> 00:08:36,406 This is sweat, right? 268 00:08:36,431 --> 00:08:37,591 I guess. 269 00:08:38,953 --> 00:08:40,399 Didn't you also bike to work today? 270 00:08:40,511 --> 00:08:41,615 Yeah. 271 00:08:43,055 --> 00:08:44,467 [SIGHS] 272 00:08:46,054 --> 00:08:49,640 ? ? 273 00:08:49,810 --> 00:08:51,541 Hey, there's cupcakes over in the... 274 00:08:54,319 --> 00:08:57,290 [SOMBER ROCK MUSIC] 275 00:08:57,323 --> 00:09:04,531 ? ? 276 00:09:06,584 --> 00:09:09,454 [LOUD SQUELCHING] 277 00:09:09,500 --> 00:09:12,370 [PEOPLE WHISPERING] 278 00:09:12,395 --> 00:09:14,397 ? ? 279 00:09:14,759 --> 00:09:16,328 [DISTORTED] I'm sorry, excuse me. 280 00:09:16,357 --> 00:09:17,359 [NORMALLY] Hey. 281 00:09:17,603 --> 00:09:18,971 Hi. Yeah, uh, 282 00:09:18,996 --> 00:09:20,501 do you mind giving me a hand in here? 283 00:09:20,632 --> 00:09:21,642 I'm really desperate. 284 00:09:23,804 --> 00:09:25,005 Sure, I-I can help. 285 00:09:25,155 --> 00:09:26,476 I-I've been licking stamps 286 00:09:26,653 --> 00:09:28,680 all day long, and I am dry. 287 00:09:28,821 --> 00:09:30,438 The mailman comes at 5:00, 288 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:32,442 and if these aren't ready, I'm fired. 289 00:09:33,333 --> 00:09:35,002 I really could use your moisture. 290 00:09:35,027 --> 00:09:36,061 [OPTIMISTIC MUSIC] 291 00:09:36,086 --> 00:09:37,922 - Like my sweat? - Yeah. 292 00:09:38,301 --> 00:09:40,276 [LOUD DRIPPING] 293 00:09:40,841 --> 00:09:41,930 Sure. 294 00:09:42,017 --> 00:09:43,252 [UPBEAT MUSIC] 295 00:09:43,469 --> 00:09:44,756 I rode my bike to work today. 296 00:09:44,852 --> 00:09:46,994 - Yeah, I can tell. - It's, like, 297 00:09:47,019 --> 00:09:48,955 a pretty good route. It's only, like, 40 minutes. 298 00:09:48,980 --> 00:09:49,981 - Oh, really? - Yeah. 299 00:09:50,006 --> 00:09:51,541 - So you're pretty healthy, huh? - Yeah 300 00:09:52,684 --> 00:09:53,692 Thank you. 301 00:09:53,843 --> 00:09:56,813 [ENERGETIC ROCK MUSIC] 302 00:09:56,934 --> 00:09:58,469 ? ? 303 00:09:58,675 --> 00:10:01,645 [TRANQUIL MUSIC] 304 00:10:02,286 --> 00:10:06,351 ? ? 305 00:10:06,918 --> 00:10:08,622 So what are we doing today? 306 00:10:08,733 --> 00:10:10,962 Partial highlights? A bob? 307 00:10:10,987 --> 00:10:12,060 An A-line? 308 00:10:12,298 --> 00:10:14,299 I was actually thinking 309 00:10:14,734 --> 00:10:16,824 maybe something like this. 310 00:10:17,386 --> 00:10:18,467 Oh, my God. 311 00:10:18,522 --> 00:10:20,389 That takes my breath away. It's beautiful. 312 00:10:20,439 --> 00:10:22,842 - [ALL GASPING] - Look at that. 313 00:10:23,266 --> 00:10:25,202 - That's amazing. - But, like, so worth it. 314 00:10:25,307 --> 00:10:26,643 Agreed. Totally agree. 315 00:10:26,668 --> 00:10:28,144 Yeah, yeah. 316 00:10:28,365 --> 00:10:29,599 ? New you ? 317 00:10:29,764 --> 00:10:30,833 ? Great look ? 318 00:10:30,946 --> 00:10:32,470 ? Great style ? 319 00:10:32,770 --> 00:10:34,572 - ? Cool ? - ? New you ? 320 00:10:34,881 --> 00:10:36,081 ? Great look ? 321 00:10:36,134 --> 00:10:37,302 ? Great style ? 322 00:10:37,420 --> 00:10:38,765 ? You're beautiful ? 323 00:10:38,904 --> 00:10:40,139 ? Oh yeah ? 324 00:10:40,491 --> 00:10:41,529 ? Hey ? 325 00:10:42,179 --> 00:10:43,649 ? So beautiful ? 326 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:45,273 - ? New you ? - ? You, you ? 327 00:10:45,298 --> 00:10:46,649 - ? Great look ? - ? Looks cool ? 328 00:10:46,674 --> 00:10:47,720 ? Great style ? 329 00:10:47,745 --> 00:10:48,911 ? So beautiful ? 330 00:10:48,936 --> 00:10:49,952 ? New you ? 331 00:10:50,055 --> 00:10:51,090 [UPBEAT MODERN MUSIC] 332 00:10:51,115 --> 00:10:52,372 So what do you think? 333 00:10:53,548 --> 00:10:54,783 I love it! 334 00:10:54,808 --> 00:10:56,211 I feel so pretty. 335 00:10:56,326 --> 00:10:58,279 Just beautiful. Stunning. 336 00:10:58,366 --> 00:11:00,135 Oh, $900. Well, 337 00:11:00,564 --> 00:11:02,304 it's worth it, I guess. 338 00:11:02,445 --> 00:11:04,214 We don't come cheap. [LAUGHS] 339 00:11:04,353 --> 00:11:05,387 There you go. 340 00:11:05,420 --> 00:11:06,656 Oh, what's this for? 341 00:11:06,790 --> 00:11:08,799 Tips are customary. Cash is preferred. 342 00:11:08,908 --> 00:11:10,485 Oh, okay. Oh, but, well, 343 00:11:10,510 --> 00:11:11,523 why are there three? 344 00:11:11,548 --> 00:11:13,451 Oh, they're for my stylists, actually. 345 00:11:13,702 --> 00:11:14,739 Oh. 346 00:11:15,319 --> 00:11:16,390 Oh, well... 347 00:11:17,454 --> 00:11:19,156 Luckily, I have $3, so... 348 00:11:19,289 --> 00:11:20,591 Well, that works out perfect. 349 00:11:20,616 --> 00:11:21,684 Well, thank you so much. 350 00:11:21,778 --> 00:11:23,020 It's my pleasure. 351 00:11:23,061 --> 00:11:24,664 Sorry I didn't catch everyone's name. 352 00:11:24,689 --> 00:11:27,005 Please enjoy the dollar bill I gave each of you. 353 00:11:28,452 --> 00:11:31,423 [ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC] 354 00:11:32,005 --> 00:11:33,439 ? ? 355 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:35,195 [DRAMATIC BOOMING] 356 00:11:41,855 --> 00:11:42,922 There you go. 357 00:11:42,947 --> 00:11:44,448 I mean, I'm just so embarrassed. 358 00:11:44,473 --> 00:11:47,010 I must've, like, smooshed it with my purse strap. 359 00:11:47,077 --> 00:11:48,408 It happens. Here you go. 360 00:11:48,719 --> 00:11:50,588 Oh, but I already tipped you. 361 00:11:50,700 --> 00:11:52,600 Tips are customary. Cash preferred. 362 00:11:53,375 --> 00:11:54,794 - Okay. - [LAUGHS] 363 00:11:55,980 --> 00:11:57,381 All right, well, thank you so much. 364 00:11:57,406 --> 00:11:58,426 I love it. 365 00:11:58,451 --> 00:11:59,552 Thank you. 366 00:12:00,106 --> 00:12:02,728 [ELECTRONIC DANCE MUSIC] 367 00:12:02,753 --> 00:12:04,322 [COUGHING] Whoa. 368 00:12:04,347 --> 00:12:05,360 [CLEARS THROAT] 369 00:12:05,980 --> 00:12:08,661 [UNSETTLING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 370 00:12:09,221 --> 00:12:10,235 Okay... 371 00:12:10,260 --> 00:12:13,197 [PHONE CLICKING] 372 00:12:13,662 --> 00:12:15,231 That's so cute. 373 00:12:15,364 --> 00:12:17,378 Peter, I have a surprise. 374 00:12:18,065 --> 00:12:19,193 Peter? 375 00:12:20,582 --> 00:12:21,640 Hon? 376 00:12:22,493 --> 00:12:25,463 [TRANQUIL LULLABY] 377 00:12:25,497 --> 00:12:32,505 ? ? 378 00:12:43,200 --> 00:12:44,455 Our book is for sale. 379 00:12:44,486 --> 00:12:45,521 "She Said, She Said." 380 00:12:45,608 --> 00:12:47,267 Hi, we're selling our book. 381 00:12:47,697 --> 00:12:49,066 Excuse me. You can't just use 382 00:12:49,091 --> 00:12:50,146 our garbage like that. 383 00:12:50,293 --> 00:12:52,778 We're not a receptacle for your stick. 384 00:12:53,163 --> 00:12:54,164 Oh, I know. 385 00:12:54,197 --> 00:12:55,465 Do it, do it, do it, yes! 386 00:12:55,490 --> 00:12:56,554 Yes, yes, yes. 387 00:12:56,579 --> 00:12:57,747 Not my problem. 388 00:12:57,950 --> 00:12:59,681 There's something for our memoir. 389 00:13:00,024 --> 00:13:03,294 BOTH: [IN UNISON] Oh, hello! 390 00:13:03,684 --> 00:13:05,342 - Oh, hello. - Charmed, I'm sure. 391 00:13:05,367 --> 00:13:07,368 - I'm Gil Faizon. - And I am George St. Geegland. 392 00:13:07,496 --> 00:13:10,321 Did you throw something away into our wicker basket? 393 00:13:10,506 --> 00:13:12,574 Yes. Trash recognizes trash. 394 00:13:12,853 --> 00:13:14,183 That was in someone's mouth. 395 00:13:14,277 --> 00:13:16,180 And by the way, I'm Candace. 396 00:13:16,205 --> 00:13:17,275 And I'm Toni. 397 00:13:17,300 --> 00:13:18,644 We're from Women and Women First. 398 00:13:18,669 --> 00:13:19,973 It's a feminist bookstore. 399 00:13:19,998 --> 00:13:22,367 - You both look dynamite. - Watch your tone. 400 00:13:22,540 --> 00:13:24,208 [EMPHATICALLY] You both look dynamite. 401 00:13:24,340 --> 00:13:26,352 - Thank you. - What's that you're holding? 402 00:13:26,568 --> 00:13:28,171 This is our book, "She Said, She Said." 403 00:13:28,226 --> 00:13:29,780 It's our memoir. We wrote it together. 404 00:13:29,901 --> 00:13:31,306 - Oh, I see. - "She Said, She Said." 405 00:13:31,331 --> 00:13:32,669 Could we hear an excerpt from it? 406 00:13:32,694 --> 00:13:33,701 - Sure. - Absolutely. 407 00:13:33,726 --> 00:13:35,672 - For it is a bridge. - Was I ready to hear that? 408 00:13:35,697 --> 00:13:37,465 - The bridge that collapses... - I better think about 409 00:13:37,490 --> 00:13:38,901 - another career. - A bridge that becomes 410 00:13:38,926 --> 00:13:40,402 - something even greater. - I heard that line before. 411 00:13:40,427 --> 00:13:41,811 - A tower. - In my mind, everything hinged 412 00:13:41,836 --> 00:13:43,072 - on Larry's... - A tower with fire. 413 00:13:43,097 --> 00:13:44,400 Stop right there. It's gorgeous. 414 00:13:44,426 --> 00:13:45,491 It's a hit. 415 00:13:45,516 --> 00:13:46,595 It's simply glamorous. 416 00:13:46,620 --> 00:13:48,043 What are you selling? What is that? 417 00:13:48,068 --> 00:13:49,446 - It's wicker, baby. - It's wicker. 418 00:13:49,471 --> 00:13:51,352 It's, uh, wicker wallets. This a wicker wallets. 419 00:13:51,377 --> 00:13:52,405 It's a wicker wonderland. 420 00:13:52,430 --> 00:13:53,992 Where are you from? I don't understand. 421 00:13:54,017 --> 00:13:55,573 - New York City. - Ever heard of it? 422 00:13:55,598 --> 00:13:56,833 We're here to help a friend... 423 00:13:56,858 --> 00:13:58,994 Uh, what's the legal way to say this? 424 00:13:59,019 --> 00:14:00,744 We're here to assist in a suicide. 425 00:14:00,769 --> 00:14:03,694 We will be present at and complicit in... 426 00:14:03,719 --> 00:14:05,030 an illegal suicide. 427 00:14:05,055 --> 00:14:07,365 It's legal here. Physicians-assisted suicide? 428 00:14:07,390 --> 00:14:09,247 But this one is going to be illegal. 429 00:14:09,301 --> 00:14:10,848 There's no MD on site. 430 00:14:10,873 --> 00:14:12,001 You're not doctors? 431 00:14:12,026 --> 00:14:13,026 We are not doctors, 432 00:14:13,051 --> 00:14:15,367 but I have a doctorate in fun. 433 00:14:17,774 --> 00:14:20,610 Candace, I was scared of these wicker men at first, 434 00:14:20,635 --> 00:14:22,472 but I feel like it's incredibly brave 435 00:14:22,497 --> 00:14:25,032 for them to come here and help a friend pass on. 436 00:14:25,357 --> 00:14:27,093 Would you ladies be interested 437 00:14:27,118 --> 00:14:30,325 in maybe reading from your book as Len passes? 438 00:14:30,482 --> 00:14:31,579 Do you wanna do it? 439 00:14:32,530 --> 00:14:33,959 What do you think they're saying? 440 00:14:33,984 --> 00:14:35,249 Of course. We would be honored. 441 00:14:35,274 --> 00:14:36,308 We would be honored. 442 00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:37,505 Tentative lineup: 443 00:14:37,530 --> 00:14:39,126 6:00 p.m., we have a sound check, okay? 444 00:14:39,151 --> 00:14:40,618 - Yeah. - I... what do you think? 445 00:14:40,643 --> 00:14:42,113 We gonna make 6:00? Load in at 6:00? 446 00:14:42,138 --> 00:14:43,139 We'll load in at 6:00. 447 00:14:43,164 --> 00:14:44,466 And is the death the finale? 448 00:14:44,551 --> 00:14:46,196 We're going to give him a Viking funeral. 449 00:14:46,221 --> 00:14:47,229 [BOTH GASP] 450 00:14:47,254 --> 00:14:49,183 We're gonna burn his house down when we're done. 451 00:14:49,377 --> 00:14:50,445 Let's go. 452 00:14:50,603 --> 00:14:52,271 Oh, and ladies, 453 00:14:52,461 --> 00:14:54,164 it's a surprise party. 454 00:14:54,265 --> 00:14:55,466 Len's in good health. 455 00:14:55,491 --> 00:14:57,140 He has no idea we're gonna murder him. 456 00:14:57,283 --> 00:15:00,253 [UPBEAT ROCK MUSIC] 457 00:15:00,278 --> 00:15:02,280 ? ? 458 00:15:06,309 --> 00:15:07,344 $10, please. 459 00:15:07,369 --> 00:15:08,637 Credit card? 460 00:15:08,827 --> 00:15:11,798 [DESOLATE MUSIC] 461 00:15:12,856 --> 00:15:14,967 ? ? 462 00:15:15,142 --> 00:15:16,348 Thanks for coming, everyone. 463 00:15:16,519 --> 00:15:18,422 We've got to do something. 464 00:15:18,447 --> 00:15:19,870 Cash is going extinct. 465 00:15:19,895 --> 00:15:22,344 People are not using dollar bills anymore, 466 00:15:22,369 --> 00:15:23,734 and it's affecting our livelihood. 467 00:15:23,780 --> 00:15:25,043 It's affecting our way of life. 468 00:15:25,139 --> 00:15:27,578 - Yeah! - Okay, bellhops, 469 00:15:27,652 --> 00:15:29,189 valets, newsies... 470 00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:31,335 Somebody slipped a personal check 471 00:15:31,360 --> 00:15:32,661 into my G-string last night. 472 00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:34,439 Come on. That's an anti-tip, 'cause 473 00:15:34,464 --> 00:15:36,364 what are you supposed to do with that? Nothing. 474 00:15:36,389 --> 00:15:38,058 Remember when money meant something. 475 00:15:38,083 --> 00:15:39,098 Right? It was tactile. 476 00:15:39,123 --> 00:15:40,784 Putting a $5 bill into a birthday card. 477 00:15:40,809 --> 00:15:42,944 What is a card from Grandma 478 00:15:42,969 --> 00:15:44,400 without a little cash? 479 00:15:44,682 --> 00:15:46,732 How can we make cash relevant? 480 00:15:46,757 --> 00:15:47,826 ALL: Yes. 481 00:15:47,851 --> 00:15:48,916 - Yes. - Whoo! 482 00:15:48,941 --> 00:15:50,543 What if we made cash 483 00:15:50,568 --> 00:15:53,096 rectangular and made out of hard plastic? 484 00:15:53,121 --> 00:15:54,313 Like a credit card? 485 00:15:54,338 --> 00:15:55,816 No... and it's got your name... 486 00:15:55,841 --> 00:15:57,185 you know, like your name on it. 487 00:15:57,210 --> 00:15:58,613 There's a little strip on the back, 488 00:15:58,704 --> 00:16:00,238 and that is your cash? 489 00:16:00,263 --> 00:16:01,282 "This is my $20 cash." 490 00:16:01,307 --> 00:16:02,393 Well, that's a credit card. 491 00:16:02,418 --> 00:16:04,146 - Does it have a chip? - It has a chip. 492 00:16:04,171 --> 00:16:06,133 It has a chip. That's a [BLEEP] credit card, dude. 493 00:16:06,171 --> 00:16:07,175 It is not, 494 00:16:07,200 --> 00:16:08,824 because you don't owe the bank anything, 495 00:16:08,849 --> 00:16:09,856 but you pay a percentage. 496 00:16:09,881 --> 00:16:12,684 But it's not cash if it's a small plastic card 497 00:16:12,709 --> 00:16:14,411 with a strip, a 3-digit code, 498 00:16:14,436 --> 00:16:16,295 your name on it, and a percentage that you pay. 499 00:16:16,320 --> 00:16:18,570 What-what am I doing wrong? Am I not explaining it right? 500 00:16:18,595 --> 00:16:19,930 What if they added a smell to it? 501 00:16:19,955 --> 00:16:21,406 I like that. Cherry, strawberry... 502 00:16:21,431 --> 00:16:22,533 Scratch and sniff, right? 503 00:16:22,558 --> 00:16:23,894 So your wallet smells good. 504 00:16:23,919 --> 00:16:25,507 What if we bring back wishing wells, 505 00:16:25,586 --> 00:16:27,355 that your wishes do come true? 506 00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:28,481 Let's bring that back. 507 00:16:28,506 --> 00:16:29,506 Okay, Walt Disney. 508 00:16:29,531 --> 00:16:31,900 Let's use the imagination of the child 509 00:16:31,925 --> 00:16:33,594 and he could have a world of his own 510 00:16:33,823 --> 00:16:36,584 where Goofy and Pluto live in a magic castle. 511 00:16:36,609 --> 00:16:37,844 What you're suggesting is... 512 00:16:37,869 --> 00:16:39,738 is more than just a monetary system. 513 00:16:39,763 --> 00:16:41,532 You're actually suggesting an amusement park. 514 00:16:41,557 --> 00:16:43,460 That takes cash only. 515 00:16:47,626 --> 00:16:49,025 [ELECTRONIC BEEPING] 516 00:16:49,356 --> 00:16:51,225 [OMINOUS MUSICAL TONES] 517 00:16:51,602 --> 00:16:53,505 Cash forever, asshole! 518 00:16:53,769 --> 00:16:55,308 [ROCK MUSIC] 519 00:16:55,512 --> 00:16:56,647 [CASH REGISTER CHIME] 520 00:16:59,345 --> 00:17:02,090 [QUIET CHIMING] 521 00:17:03,467 --> 00:17:04,474 Oh. 522 00:17:05,820 --> 00:17:06,907 [CHUCKLES] 523 00:17:07,570 --> 00:17:09,272 My first DM. 524 00:17:09,297 --> 00:17:10,341 [ELECTRONIC MUSIC] 525 00:17:10,366 --> 00:17:12,071 _ 526 00:17:12,523 --> 00:17:13,657 Hmm. 527 00:17:13,682 --> 00:17:14,989 ? ? 528 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:16,944 Whoa. Hi, John Corbett. 529 00:17:17,264 --> 00:17:19,264 _ 530 00:17:19,385 --> 00:17:20,655 That's my Petey. 531 00:17:20,862 --> 00:17:22,731 We've been together for 12 years. 532 00:17:22,936 --> 00:17:24,936 _ 533 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:26,636 _ 534 00:17:26,817 --> 00:17:28,108 _ 535 00:17:28,231 --> 00:17:29,844 _ 536 00:17:30,196 --> 00:17:33,610 ? ? 537 00:17:37,194 --> 00:17:40,431 ? ? 538 00:17:40,919 --> 00:17:43,046 ? You might be stepping out ? 539 00:17:43,152 --> 00:17:44,854 ? And no mistaking ? 540 00:17:44,879 --> 00:17:47,550 ? A chemical attraction ? 541 00:17:47,575 --> 00:17:49,111 ? Little fairy tale ? 542 00:17:49,169 --> 00:17:51,572 ? You beat around the bush ? 543 00:17:51,597 --> 00:17:53,732 ? But will you just obey me ? 544 00:17:54,125 --> 00:17:55,427 Hello? 545 00:17:55,947 --> 00:17:58,477 ? ? 546 00:17:58,526 --> 00:17:59,541 Hello? 547 00:17:59,595 --> 00:18:00,962 [OMINOUS MUSIC] 548 00:18:02,168 --> 00:18:03,537 Who is it? 549 00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:04,604 [SIGHS] 550 00:18:06,924 --> 00:18:08,791 [ETHEREAL MUSIC] 551 00:18:08,917 --> 00:18:10,418 [SIGHS] Mr. Corbett. 552 00:18:10,610 --> 00:18:12,099 I'm such a big fan. 553 00:18:12,618 --> 00:18:14,274 You call me Johnny C. 554 00:18:14,299 --> 00:18:15,325 Okay. 555 00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:16,918 You are even sweet 556 00:18:16,943 --> 00:18:18,578 in real life. 557 00:18:18,909 --> 00:18:21,388 Have you ever had a Hood strawberry? 558 00:18:21,446 --> 00:18:22,814 No. 559 00:18:24,132 --> 00:18:26,701 ? ? 560 00:18:26,733 --> 00:18:29,304 [SWEEPING ORCHESTRAL MUSIC] 561 00:18:29,329 --> 00:18:30,529 [PHONE CHIMES] 562 00:18:30,554 --> 00:18:33,658 Ooh, a notification. P!nk photo. 563 00:18:33,683 --> 00:18:36,587 Wow, private plane. Incredible. 564 00:18:36,836 --> 00:18:38,805 [LOW ELECTRONIC MUSIC] 565 00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:40,357 Nance? 566 00:18:40,504 --> 00:18:41,847 I'm out of coffee. 567 00:18:43,059 --> 00:18:44,079 Voil�. 568 00:18:44,104 --> 00:18:45,439 I've, um... I've eaten shrimp 569 00:18:45,464 --> 00:18:46,486 that looks like that. 570 00:18:46,511 --> 00:18:47,518 These aren't shrimp. 571 00:18:47,543 --> 00:18:49,478 These are langoustine. 572 00:18:49,503 --> 00:18:51,078 Very expensive. 573 00:18:51,103 --> 00:18:52,560 Just smell it. 574 00:18:53,042 --> 00:18:54,610 Mm. 575 00:18:54,821 --> 00:18:56,257 So, do you do this a lot? 576 00:18:56,282 --> 00:18:57,430 Mm-hmm. 577 00:18:57,907 --> 00:18:59,542 Oh, yeah? 578 00:18:59,998 --> 00:19:02,935 [SMOOTH MUSIC] 579 00:19:02,960 --> 00:19:04,841 ? ? 580 00:19:05,086 --> 00:19:06,121 Ah. 581 00:19:06,146 --> 00:19:08,126 My middle name's Avalon. 582 00:19:08,386 --> 00:19:10,514 Does your husband know you're here? 583 00:19:10,862 --> 00:19:12,215 Oh, he hasn't really been paying 584 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,775 that much attention to me. 585 00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:17,112 Oh, I would never lose track of you. 586 00:19:17,996 --> 00:19:19,197 Nance! 587 00:19:19,222 --> 00:19:20,758 I got all the ingredients for 588 00:19:20,783 --> 00:19:22,432 P!nk's favorite recipe. 589 00:19:22,951 --> 00:19:24,019 Nance? 590 00:19:24,351 --> 00:19:25,518 Nice big yams, 591 00:19:25,543 --> 00:19:27,163 just the way you like them. 592 00:19:28,525 --> 00:19:29,570 Nance? 593 00:19:30,442 --> 00:19:31,621 Where'd you go? 594 00:19:31,925 --> 00:19:34,895 [MELANCHOLY MUSIC] 595 00:19:36,270 --> 00:19:41,643 ? ? 596 00:19:42,472 --> 00:19:43,639 [SQUEAKING NOISE] 597 00:19:45,445 --> 00:19:51,886 ? ? 598 00:19:53,783 --> 00:19:54,871 Nance? 599 00:19:54,896 --> 00:19:56,264 Shh. Go back to sleep. Sorry. 600 00:19:56,771 --> 00:20:01,196 ? ? 601 00:20:02,048 --> 00:20:03,449 Your hair looks like P!nk's. 602 00:20:03,474 --> 00:20:04,555 I love it. 603 00:20:04,811 --> 00:20:06,362 Where were you? I was really worried. 604 00:20:06,387 --> 00:20:08,598 I had to drink a whole mug of sleepy-time tea 605 00:20:08,623 --> 00:20:10,042 just to fall asleep. 606 00:20:10,067 --> 00:20:12,269 [SIGHS] Well, I went on a... a date. 607 00:20:12,530 --> 00:20:14,708 W-w-w-w-w-with who? 608 00:20:14,822 --> 00:20:16,527 He's an actor. His name's... 609 00:20:17,008 --> 00:20:18,076 John Corbett. 610 00:20:18,101 --> 00:20:19,236 Oh, yeah. 611 00:20:19,261 --> 00:20:20,712 Peter, I fooled around with him. 612 00:20:20,894 --> 00:20:22,320 Well, what'd you do? 613 00:20:22,345 --> 00:20:23,779 The u... the usual. 614 00:20:24,261 --> 00:20:25,496 Did he climax? 615 00:20:25,538 --> 00:20:26,880 Peter, you know how I am in bed. 616 00:20:26,905 --> 00:20:28,139 Of course he did. 617 00:20:28,164 --> 00:20:29,636 It was... there was no penetration. 618 00:20:29,661 --> 00:20:30,693 Did you climax? 619 00:20:30,718 --> 00:20:31,986 I did not, so... 620 00:20:32,011 --> 00:20:33,580 Oh, we're... we're in good shape. 621 00:20:33,730 --> 00:20:35,152 I feel terrible, and I think what's 622 00:20:35,177 --> 00:20:36,646 put me in this mind-set is 623 00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,292 your whole thing with P!nk. 624 00:20:38,317 --> 00:20:40,019 Could you un-follow her 625 00:20:40,044 --> 00:20:42,347 and un-like her photos 626 00:20:42,372 --> 00:20:45,585 and take down that picture of her that's hanging on our wall? 627 00:20:45,610 --> 00:20:46,891 Anything for you. 628 00:20:46,916 --> 00:20:48,319 - Thanks, honey. - I'll do it. 629 00:20:48,344 --> 00:20:49,834 I'll-I'll-I'll take down the picture. 630 00:20:49,859 --> 00:20:50,877 [PHONE CHIMES] 631 00:20:50,902 --> 00:20:51,982 It's John. 632 00:20:52,007 --> 00:20:53,609 - I should block him. - Yeah. 633 00:20:54,198 --> 00:20:55,215 - [PHONE CHIMES] - Hmm? 634 00:20:55,802 --> 00:20:56,816 Whoa. 635 00:20:57,129 --> 00:20:58,267 [SLIDE WHISTLE NOISE] 636 00:21:00,740 --> 00:21:01,759 Hey. 637 00:21:01,943 --> 00:21:05,079 ? Leave it all behind you ? 638 00:21:05,510 --> 00:21:08,853 ? Are you ready to go ? 639 00:21:08,878 --> 00:21:10,746 Have you read Ahmadinejad's book? 640 00:21:10,825 --> 00:21:12,613 - I did. - I picked it up, 641 00:21:12,638 --> 00:21:14,074 not expecting to like it, 642 00:21:14,099 --> 00:21:16,269 and I sat down in a huge chair, 643 00:21:16,502 --> 00:21:18,605 and my pants were the same fabric as the chair, 644 00:21:18,755 --> 00:21:20,290 so I really sank into it. 645 00:21:20,315 --> 00:21:21,425 I truly disappeared. 646 00:21:21,450 --> 00:21:23,218 I was like two eyeballs sticking out of this, 647 00:21:23,361 --> 00:21:24,784 you know, velvet chair. 648 00:21:24,809 --> 00:21:26,835 Anyway, I started reading the book, and I loved it. 649 00:21:26,860 --> 00:21:28,962 ? On a jet plane ? 650 00:21:28,986 --> 00:21:32,886 Synced and corrected by Pisuly www.addic7ed.com 651 00:21:32,936 --> 00:21:37,486 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0